aBs0rBing Man

You can beat me up,

Call me names

Steal my bike,

go insane

I don't care

if you rearrangeMy face,

I don't mind

You can burn my toys

And the books I read

Still it won't matter to me

Cause with one big gulp

I'll swallow it up and smile, oh yeah

Chorus:Because I'm the incredible absorbing man

And I'm gonna do the best I can

Till you finally understand

I am calm, I'm serene

Not a word is getting through to me

When you scream

I'm a sponge.

I soak it up

All the crap you put me through

Won't make me give up

I will never falter,

I will never quit

You'll never find another

Who'll put up with your shit